tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

59 minutes ago on 07.30.14   ★ 114390 notes  via / org

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

2 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 182790 notes  via / org

"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science."

3 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 3022 notes  via / org
readerbeware:


THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

readerbeware:

THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST

4 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 158384 notes  via / org

joeyjoe69:

when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room

image

5 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 149500 notes  via / org

spooksayer:

repeat after me: I am beautiful. I am powerful. and I will devour those who disagree.

6 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 20353 notes  via / org
Kirby is the only person who hasn’t let me down
— Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)
7 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 22643 notes  via / org

tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

10 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 229525 notes  via / org

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

11 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 495362 notes  via / org

caelas:

saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire

12 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 106728 notes  via / org

agirlinahellasweater:

WHAT IS THIS GAME

13 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 106509 notes  via / org

study your idols and then surpass them.

14 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 878 notes  via / org

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

15 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 66085 notes  via / org

edhardydouche:

when i see a hot boy with shoulder length hair I see a light at the end of the very dark tunnel that is life

16 hours ago on 07.30.14   ★ 2802 notes  via / org