when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science."
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
when ur left alone in an unfamiliar room
repeat after me: I am beautiful. I am powerful. and I will devour those who disagree.
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
study your idols and then surpass them.
cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable
when i see a hot boy with shoulder length hair I see a light at the end of the very dark tunnel that is life